So Oppo, How Do You Deal With An Ex Girlfiend?

"PS9" (PS9) 08/30/2013 at 15:59 • Filed to: WTFRIDAY

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1) Transition Gracefully to friendship

2) Transition Not-so-gracefully to enemy...ship

3) Interact with her only when you can't avoid it

4) Unfriend her, go on about your life as if she were never in it

5) !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Did you answer #5? Then you just might be the dictator of a tiny asian country! Congratulations, you sick power tripping fuck!

maximillious > PS9 08/30/2013 at 16:00

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delete-me-please123 > PS9 08/30/2013 at 16:05

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6) Become a depressed alcoholic and cry yourself to sleep every night.

Frank Grimes > PS9 08/30/2013 at 16:08

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Never love. All avoided.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > PS9 08/30/2013 at 16:08

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You didn't have to cut me down.

... make out like I never happened and that I was nothing.

I don't even need that though, because you're a tyrant and you treat your people so rough.

Mattbob > PS9 08/30/2013 at 16:11

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It depends on why you are ex's. if it was mutual and you both were just bored with it, then 1. If she turned into kind of a bitch, then 3. If she got a case of crazy, then 4. If she turned into a bitch and started talking behind your back, then either 2 or 4. If she banged someone else, 5. Zero tolerance for that shit. But whatever you to, don't go all motown and beg for her back.

Leadbull > PS9 08/30/2013 at 16:11

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0) No gf in the first place

Chteelers > PS9 08/30/2013 at 16:14

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#4. Like a Band-Aid. Quick and completely.

CalzoneGolem > delete-me-please123 08/30/2013 at 16:19

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That's how I deal with all my problems. Its nice because once you become an alcoholic you've already got step one taken care of for next time.

magman007 > PS9 08/30/2013 at 16:20

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to be fair, if you found out your GF was doing dudes, filming it, and exporting it to china you might off her too.

dropthatclutch > PS9 08/30/2013 at 16:36

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Date her on and off for like 6 more years. I'll let you know the rest when I get there.

bikesandcars > PS9 08/30/2013 at 17:10

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Transition her to a booty call otherwise never speak of her or admit her existence again. And kill anyone who mentions her.